As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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