when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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