the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
