i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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