Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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