try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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