No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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