So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
don't judge my taste in strippers
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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