well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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