im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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