I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this boner is exhausting
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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