So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
