i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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