even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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