Is it because I queefed?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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