Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Breakfast tacos?
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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