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• (904): View more from Florida

  she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me

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• (650): View more from California

  Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Breakfast of champions

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  Is that a dick crepe?

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  It is indeed

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.

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  I'm in love.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.

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  I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.

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