No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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