My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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