I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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