We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I AM VODKA MAN
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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