her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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