you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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