i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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