I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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