thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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