I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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