Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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