Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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