Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Screwed.edu
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
