So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My underwear smells like fireworks.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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