Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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