How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
