Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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