haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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