did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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