Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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