is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
mondays should just be called national damage control day
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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