How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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