They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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