what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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