Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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