But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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