It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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