I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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