Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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