Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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