i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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