Porn is love you can see.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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