I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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