Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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