Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
