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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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