how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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