i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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