I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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