And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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