We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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