her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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